spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

kidlea:

"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

skeletales:

Types of friends that you need to reject from your life
1. People who are inconsistent in the way they treat you.
2. People who do not know how to be thankful.
3. People who make you feel like you need to impress them.
4. People who only text/call you when they need something from you.

I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
― Natalie Portman  (via vanessasblair)
1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
― insical (via insical)
George went out and bought a bike the other day; (he) used to be into bike riding. As for our interests outside of the band, we just kind of write music, smoke weed and play video games. If we have time off, we will go jet skiing if the weather is fine, or play golf.
Matty Healy on The 1975 being 20yr old lads with normal hobbies (X)